MooBot commands moooomoooo is a minecraft server bot first created in December 2019, that has been running almost non stop for the past 6 years. moooomoooo runs on many different servers now. You can see the server chat's in the discord below.
Discord invite: https://discord.gg/rBfzkST
Bitcoin Address: 3A7eSU3RjGuMDDK6XpsUZAvHv7x76FgkXB (Servers aren't free)
Monero Address: 49aXC8ZatrK4MrQXeSpUGsYk5HKLpeuhTZKMW8MtXuXxhNob8rQQBrkRj471Zv4ZNoCu6teYwsMy42HznLp6grCt1AUDCrW
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Want to check 2b2t queue stats? https://queue.moomoo.me/

MooBot commands (Main commands)

Note: commands have a 5 second cooldown per user

!help - Get a help menu

Database Player Statistics

NEW !joins or !quits

Check how many times someone has joined or left (extracted from logs going back to 2021)

NEW !clout / !wordcount / !wc / !word PHRASE

Find out how many times a word/message has been said on the server!!!

NEW !firstdeath / !fd PLAYER

See your first death message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !firstkill / !fk PLAYER

See your first kill message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !lastdeath / !ld PLAYER

See your last death message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !lastkill / !lk PLAYER

See your last kill message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !randomdeath / !rd PLAYER

See a random death message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !randomkill / !rk PLAYER

See a random kill message (Death messages have been extracted from logs and now go back to 2021!!)

NEW !data PLAYER

Download all of you or someone elses data and messages!

UPDATED !top [NUMBER] [nword(s)/playtime/pt/deaths/kills/nolife/messages/joins/leaves] [hard/soft]

Added nolife, messages, joins, leaves - now possible to change number

UPDATED !onlinetop / !ot / !otop [NUMBER] [nword(s)/playtime/pt/deaths/kills/nolife/messages] [hard/soft]

Added nolife - Players with the highest stats that are currently online

UPDATED !quote [PLAYER] [PHRASE]

Get a random message someone has said! Now a phrase can be added!

NEW !newplayers 30d ago

Shows amount of new players that joined before a certain time/date.

NEW !nolife

Find out how much of your life was wasted playing the server, starting from firstjoin. It uses playtime divided by total time since first join. Also tells you the average time per day wasted. Command also useful for seeing moobots lifetime uptime.

!nwordcount / !nwords - !nwordcount [PLAYER] or total

check how many nwords the player has said.

!firstwords

First message the bot has saved from player

!lastwords

Last message the bot has saved from player

!seen / !lastseen

Last time the bot has seen someone online. Also tells you how long someone has been online if they are logged in. (inaccurate if bot has disconnected while they were online)

!firstseen / !jd / !joindate

First time the bot has seen someone online. - (Firstseens previously inaccurate or missing from July 10th, 2021, and before December 21st, 2021 have been fixed)

!playtime or !pt

Get you or someone elses playtime.

!kd or !kills or !deaths

Works on nearly all servers, it checks for usernames in messages

!messages

Get total messages the bot has saved from a player. (No arg will show the total messages stored on server)

!savemsg

Save a message to be played back later with !playmsg

!playmsg

Play a message you saved from !savemsg

!iam

Tell the bot who you are

!whois

See who people are

!uuid

Find a minecraft player's uuid (if server is cracked, will only show name)

Online Player Statistics

NEW !players - ONLY WORKS ON DISCORD

Total number of players and a list of current players online. In game, it shows the total amount of players that the bot has saved data for.

NEW !bestjitter or !bestj [MINUTES]

Get players with lowest jitter.

NEW !worstjitter or !wj [MINUTES]

Get players with highest jitter.

UPDATED !ping

Get ping of yourself or someone else. Now shows jitter!

!bestping or !bp

Get players with lowest ping.

!worstping or !wp

Get players with highest ping.

Offline Messaging System

UPDATED! !offlinemsg / !om / !offlinemessage / !omsg

Save a message for someone and moobot will send them the message once they are online. NOW SUPPORTS UP TO 6 MESSAGES/2 PER AUTHOR!

!ignore

prevent someone from !offlinemsging you.

!unignore

allow someone to !offlinemsg you.

InGame Bot Commands

NEW !mount

Mount any boat or minecart within 5 blocks of the bot. Warning: Anyone can find the coords of the bot, don't bring it to your base!!!

NEW !dismount / !unmount

Dismount from the boat or minecart.

UPDATED! !time

Time in ticks, and NOW tells you how long until you can sleep.

UPDATED! !sleep

Tells you if you can sleep or not and NOW tells you how long until you can sleep.

!radius

Get all players and coordinates in radius of bot.

!coords

Coords of the bot

!kill / !killbot

Kill the bot.

!tps

Check tps of server - NOT ACCURATE (THIS IS APPROXIMATE. IT PROBABLY ISN'T THE RIGHT NUMBER.)

!discord

Get discord invite for chat bridge

!health

Health and food level of bot

!runtime / !uptime

Uptime of bot

Web API Commands

NEW !pirate QUERY

Search the pirate bay!

NEW !tor QUERY

Search the dark web! (Uses the ahmia search engine) What could possibly go wrong...

UPDATED! !chatgpt / !gpt / !ai

Now supports message history! Use !gpt reset to reset - Ask chatgpt a prompt and respond with the bot

UPDATED! !deepseek / !china / !xi

Now supports message history! Use !deepseek reset to reset - Ask deepseek (chinese gpt) a prompt and respond with the bot

NEW !stock [SYMBOL] [OPTIONAL DATE&ORTIME]

Get current or historical price of stock with flexible date and time option.

NEW !dadjoke / !joke

Get a shitty dad joke.

!wolframalpha/!wa/!math [QUERY]

Get query from WolframAlpha

!linkpreview/!link/!www [URL]

Get title of any website

!down

Check if a website is down

!urban or !ud

Get top urban dictionary definition

!wiki

Get wikipedia article

!queue

2b2t queue Want to check 2b2t queue stats? https://queue.moomoo.me/

!online EXAMPLE "!online 2b2t.org"

Check how many players are online on a minecraft server.

Fun commands

NEW !hitman / !eliminate / !target

Deploy a hitman to someone's location

NEW !blackjack

Play a game of blackjack! Use !blackjack hit/stand

NEW !roulette

Spin a roulette wheel!

NEW !nuke LOCATION

Send a nuke to your specified location!

!curse

Curse a player!

!ban

Ban a player!

!kick

Kick a player!

!mute

Mute a player!

!report

Report someone to server moderators for breaking the rules.

!rules

Rules of the server

!no

NO

!yes

YES

!dupe

dupe an item!

!locate

get someones coords! 100% working 2020

!ip

find location and isp of an ip or domain.

!dox

find someones "ip"

!y/n

Yes or no

!dice

Roll a die

!leak

Leak coords

!gm / !gamemode

Change your gamemode

!infect

infect someone with autisms.

!askgod / !askallah / !askrusher

ask

!give

give someone something

!teleport

teleport!

!back

go back

!suicide

kill yourself

!op

Op yourself or someone else

!tpa

Request teleport to someone

!tphere / !tpahere

Request someone to teleport to you

!tpaccept

Accept a teleport request

!tpdeny

Deny a teleport request

!sethome

Set your home

!home

go to your home

!execute

start a vote to execute someone, use /kill yes or /kill no to vote.

!bless

bless someone. You are a good person.

!kit

recieve a kit!

Other

Made using mineflayer.

Features

Discord chat bridge

The bot has full support in discord for cross chatting and running commands!
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Advanced player database system

The bot uses sqlite3 to store all kinds of player statistics and messages.
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Message Queuing

The bot will queue up messages so all messages can go through and the bot won't get kicked for spam.

Discord Message Grouping

The bot automatically groups up messages (up to 10 embeds per message) to avoid getting rate limited by discord with lots of chat messages
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Anti anti spam

The bot will automatically retry messages that fail to send after a few seconds.
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Death messages

The bot will automatically save kill and death messages without requiring a regex statement. This works by checking for usernames in the message. Use OppositeDeathMessages if the killer comes first

Advanced regex system

The bot includes an advanced configurable regex system for custom chat regexes if the default doesn't suit your needs.

Server pinger

The bot will automatically ping the server every 3 secs before joining to make sure it's online, has more than 0 players online in case the main server is down, and avoids constant logins.
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Full message logging

Never miss a message with a full logging system. The bot will automatically log messages and join/leave msgs and automatically compress log files to save space.
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Automatic TPA

The bot will automatically accept TPA requests.

Nickname detection

When enabled the bot will automatically run /realname USERNAME for any nicknamed players.

UUID Caching

UUIDs are cached to a database and recached after 35 days to avoid hammering the Mojang API (Minecraft usernames are locked for 37 days before they can be taken)

Advanced offline messaging system

All players have their own mailbox and other players are able to send them messages while they are offline so they can recieve it once they go back online. The author will also receive an offline message back letting them know the message was received.

Contribute

For suggestions dm m.o.o.m.o.o on discord
Currently moobot is not open source however the website is: https://github.com/moom0o/moobotsite